In shocking news reported at the Sydney Morning Herald, it transpires that Oprah is not a big lesbian.
Oprah Winfrey and her friend Gayle King want to be clear - they are not gay.
In the August issue of O, the Oprah Magazine, the US talk-show host explains that some people misunderstand her close friendship with King.
"I understand why people think we're gay," she says. "There isn't a definition in our culture for this kind of bond between women. So I get why people have to label it - how can you be this close without it being sexual?"
Meanwhile, we're unspeakably shocked to read that ex Savage Garden ponce, Darren Hayes is a happily gay-marriaged homo.
Last week Darren Hayes, the former Savage Garden frontman, parted ways with his Australian label, Sony BMG. This week he has announced he has married his British boyfriend, Richard Cullen.
Hayes, who wed his university sweetheart, Colby Taylor, in 1995 and separated in 1999, has pirouetted around the question of gaydom for a while.