Our attention was drawn to this marvellous Max's Kansas City website.
If you're feeling benevolent, or even just like throwing away some of that massive disposeable income, you might consider the various ways that you can help out the fund to look after musos who have fallen on hardtimes. There's some great merch available. I have NEVER owned a CBGBs t-shirt because they could be bought in fashion shops here before I'd even seen the place.
Interestingly, my favourite original Go-Between has recently established a similar orgaisation here.
A Max's shirt would much more effectively communicate "I'm too cool for you- do not approach".